08 October, 2008

Vandel report - can do better

At last the lure of election hoardings and school holidays has had an effect, on the hoardings in Glenfeild anyway.


The greatly airbrushed Helen with speech bubble.


grade - not achieved. Would be graded higher if we could read what it said.


The greatly airbrushed Helen has been joined by a rather crudely spray painted phallus.


grade - achieved but only just


Addition of Hitler moustache to both Helen and John on several hoardings


grade - achieved. More imagination required for a higher grade.


Jim Anderton's Sharpie drawn Hitler haircut and moustache.


grade - merit. The result is more makeover than vandalism. Jim should probably seriously consider this as a fashion statement if he isn't going to go on the Rodney Hyde style weight loss regimen. The result greatly improved his looks -and I am not being tongue in cheek. Pity about the Nazi overtones.


Oddly enough I have yet to see any alterations to most National or any Green, Act, Family First or Liberanz hoardings.
An indication of the way the votes will go perhaps?
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P.S.
To receive an excellence grade the alteration would have to be on a par with this little gem from 2005.


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