Enough with the ribbons already

That's right, we recently had white ribbon day in order to stop violence against women.

I've got a better idea, how about we just stop violence. Here are eighteen reasons if we need them.
Meanwhile...

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

Dear, dear! What can the matter be?

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

Johnny's so long at the fair.

He promised to buy me a trinket to please me

And then for a smile, oh, he vowed he would tease me

He promised to buy me a bunch of blue ribbons

To tie up my bonnie brown hair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

Dear, dear! What can the matter be?

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

Johnny's so long at the fair.

He promised to bring me a basket of posies

A garland of lilies, a gift of red roses

A little straw hat to set off the blue ribbons

That tie up my bonnie brown hair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

Johnny's so long at the fair.

I am beginning to feel like Johnny, somewhat put upon.