How cats read

I have been asked this question many times so I will enlighten you.

Have you ever observed a cat sitting? ever noticed where we sit?

Cats have excellent rear vision. Your average well read cat isn't just sitting on your newspaper to annoy you.

Oh no, we are keeping up with current affairs.

Of course turning the page can present a bit of the problem, that is why I am a fan of the double page format favoured by many magazines these days. One whole article in a two page spread. Lovely.

Of course this doesn't work quite as well with computers, keyboards always say QWERTY after all, which is why we insist on sitting on your lap or in front of the screen when you are surfing the net.

Now you know.